Look, it's Little Bear here and I've just got one thing to say. Her posts are boring! All this talk about life and whatever is just mundane and bores me to TEARS! We're gonna spice things up a bit - if ya know what I mean.
Like I said, my name is Little Bear - LB for short and I run this studio while my dad is in NY. My mom is so nice and sweet with her blogging, but I know the real her! She's punchy and always has something to say. I keep telling her she's gotta stick up for herself everyday before work, but she refuses to listen.
Oh, just to let all the lovely ladies know - I AM available. I am 6 inches long and .4lbs. I am almost three years old [November 15] and live with my mom [she buys me the best yogurt treats - she's got me hooked and I can't leave]. I enjoy a good carrot and mound of corn kernels paired with a good sip of fresh water. I love to cuddle with my mom when she's having a rough day and usually end up making her smile by squeaking my own little tune [she falls for it every time]. I hate traveling, but with my mom and dad living in different states I have to make the long haul to Ohio or New York every once in a while - I just cannot sleep well in the car and sleep is my life... well 21 hours a day at least. I usually sleep until about 11 or 11:30pm everyday depending on what time my momma wakes me up to play. I am a natural athlete and put about 10 miles on my wheel a night - I guess you could say I'm as attractive as they come. Other than running I enjoy my ball, climbing my up my home, nibbling on momma's duvet cover and talking to my dad via iChat video - I miss him so much... we totally see eye to eye about "man" stuff.
I gotta run - literally, but I'll be back soon - when you-know-who leaves my home open again.
~LB
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